My roommate Josh, Webmistress Aimee, and yours truly, have been accepted to compete in VH1's Pop Culture World Series!!! We travel to the Windy City on the weekend of February 3rd to kick some pop culture asses.
Now I need your help. Our original name was going to be "A Chinese Viking Named Aimee", but the name axers at VH1 rejected it, so they went with our back up "Domestic Blend". I think that name blows, so I've decided to have a contest to give our trio of dogooders a new name. It should probably have something to do with pop culture, but if it's catchy enough we'll go with anything.
...and if we use your name, you will receive a team shirt that proudly displays said name on the front.
This time you will for sure actually receive the prize, because VH1 says we gotta dress coordinated, so the shirts will have to be made.
19 comments:
Getting censored by VH1 is akin to getting hairstyle advice from me.
Now MD started with WMD, then caught my interest with a little humor on Mass Distraction, but the closer with "you finally found us or we do exist" was great. MD perhaps you should have been in advertising. That, or are you a "VH1 One Hit Wonder". Maybe the group could call themselves that "The One Hit Wonders".
how about N'Lip Sync?
Wili Ma'Nilly?
Are we all ignoring the obvious, here? How can you top the moniker "Paul and the Violent Farmers?" Not "pop culture" enough for VH1? Try "Lance Bass's Closet." Too much? How about "The Suri Cruise Trio." Or "Janet Jackson's Left Tit." Maybe "Wardrobe Malfunction." Or "DeVito's Liver." How about "The Dis-enfranchised Smurfs?" "Paulie-palooza." "Charlie's Fallen Angels."
"Rubik's Pube!"
Since it's VH1, I guess "Money for Nothin'" is out.
Royales with Cheese
Homer, Bart, and Lisa
Jerry, Rikki, & Phil
Hawkeye, B. J. and Hot Lips
Some of these may be in poor taste but here goes:
The Monica Blewinsky's
Monica Lewinsky and the Cigar Tubes
Al Gore and The Hanging Chads
The Hanging Chads
Dick Cheney and the Halliburtons
Mark Fuhrman and the Sharpton Five
The RU-486s
RU-486 and the Morning After Boys
The Tiananmen Squares
Big Head Barry and the Giants
Big Head Barry and the Babes
Mark Foley and the Pages
Jose and the Syringes
The Juicers
O.J. and the White Broncos
O.J. and the Bloody Gloves
Clarence Thomas and the Pubes
The War on Terror Trio
The Taliban Trio
The Wetbacks (Los Mojados?)
Rush Limbaugh and the Painkillers
Martha Stewart and the Insiders
Martha Stewart and the House Arrest Gang
Michael Jackson and the Pedophiles
I could go on and on but had better quit for now. I'm supposed to be working. This has been a trip down memory lane.
I like this one too:
Mark Fuhrman and the Jesse Jackson Five
Dammit, I can't stop.
Glasnost and the Perestroikas
Gorbachev and the Port Wine Stains (that thing on his scalp)
The PDAs
Charlie Brown, Snoop Dog and the Woodstock Festival
Chink and the Slant-eyed iPods
Bill Gates and the Microchips
The Microwave Ovens
Prozac and the Antidepressants
NASA and the O-rings
ADHD and the Ritalin Boys
Bernard Goetz and the Itchy Trigger Fingers
George Lucas and the Jedi Knights
The Scud Missile Boys
PETA and the Def Leopard
The Volkswagon Beatles
I wear a medium, Paulie.
Corrections:
PETA and the Deaf Leopards
Martha Stewart and the Inside Traders
More:
Pope John Paul and the Oral Contraceptives
Kenneth Starr and the Long Strange Tripp
General Schwarzkopf, Colonel Sanders, and Private Pyle
General Schwarzkopf and Sargeant Pepper
Desert Stormtroopers
The Latch Key Kids
Paternity Leave
Crackpipedreams
The Mallwalkers
Exxon Valdeez and the Oilslicks
John Hinkley Jr. and the Second Amendments
Global Warming and the Ozones
I apologize in advance for some of these. It seems I am addicted to this.
Al-Kida and the Gitmo Detainees
The Greenhouse Gases
Gay Wedding Planners
The Trickle-Down Trio
It's a Wonderful Life Thanks to Trickle-Down Economics
The Supply-Side Economists
GOP and the Backstreet Abortions
Dolly and the Woodies
KY and the Backdoor Boys
Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Magic Wand
Survey Says!
Paulie and the Shores
Big Head Barry and His Shrunken Raisins
Ronald McDonald and the Supersized Kids
Jacko and Macaulay Home Alone
Monica and the Fellatios
Monica's Pearl Necklace
Monica and the Skin Flute Players
I think Barry and the shrunken raisins is my favorite.
How about Stone Washed and Tie-Dyed?
William Hung and the She Bangs
William Hung and His American Idols
Any Three Stooges fans out there?
Dewey, Cheatem & Howe
Howe, Dewey, Cheatem & Wynn
RWP has inspired me...
American Idle
The Flashdance Rejects
Simply Insane
I like American Idle.
How about:
William Hung and the American Idles
Is this POST still going? How about:
"I'm looking at the Hung in the Mirror".
Hung See Hung Do
Hung and His Horses
Hung and his Posse?
Hung Over Miami (word play both hangover and the movie. could have a picture of Paul's giant head over the skyline).
Hung Over NYC
Hung & The Tides "Out to Dry Tour"
Hung & The Tides "Bleaches"
Hung Foo Fighters
The Melonchaly's
Big Head Brewers
Hung & Skreeches Above The Rest
Hungtastic
Hungpossible
Hung Clonies
Screw it. Paul and The Violent Farmers. Be yourselves. That's what got you in.
-Howdy
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