Sunday, January 28, 2007

It's a Girl!

Bob C. is a Father again! This time, it's a girl! I believe it was Wednesday that Selah Faith C. arrived. She is 8Ib's 3oz's and is 20 inches long.

I called Bob and he said mom and baby are home and doing fine.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Rated PG13

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
but do you really know the difference between them? In
an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each
is listed below:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or
are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the
guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say, "You're next!"