And already the child has turned on its father. It didn't take long for the outsiders to inject their poisons into the veins of the blog. But their nefarious actions shall not go unpunished. Myron is hereby placed on blog probation for craptacular use of photoshop. No one thinks that hair on my head looks real.
Jeff would be on probation too for committing fantastical tales to the blog and pretending they have some basis in reality. But since he tried to burn his house down to get on the blog, he built a rather large store of blogger immunity.
Of course the harshest punishment will be dealt out to Howdy. He dared to impugn the integrity of the Great Albert. A voodoo doll is being created in his likeness. Giant six-inch needles are being purchased. With these tools I will mete out the horrible, painful punishment until he begs to be sent to Gitmo where he belongs.
During their punishments all will be allowed to continue posting. Keep in mind, any further violations of the undocumented, ever-changing blog rules, will result in much harsher penalties.
In addition to these punishments I am arming myself to fight. I will be heading to the Walgreen's scanner with my yearbooks. Be very afraid. You could be next.
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